You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
