I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
