she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
send nudes
from the living room?
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