white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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