whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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