accomplished twins. life is a go
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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