Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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