I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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