Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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