belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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