you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Damn victory sex feels great
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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