He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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