absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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