i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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