I must be too annoying 4 u.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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