Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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