I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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