Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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