we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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