I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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