i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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