I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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