I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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