Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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