I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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