so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Randomize
