he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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