She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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