Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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