you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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