Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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