4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i wish my penis had a tongue
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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