The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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