At least make sure they are 18
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Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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