how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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