jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Just puked most of my soul out..
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