whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
bring money and cleavage
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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