omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
