I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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