I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
