You're my little dorito
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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