You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
it was like eating out sand paper
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
two words...techno handjob
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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