OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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