nut hugger
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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