So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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