ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
