Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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