my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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