Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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