Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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