Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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