saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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