GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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