Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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