Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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