Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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