i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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