O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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